Saturday, April 30, 2005

Bill her

I normally don't care about abductions or similar types of stories, mainly because crap like this happens all the time and the media just picks it up and runs around with it hysterically (as long as the woman or kid involved is white). But sometimes you just can't escape it, so I knew a few details about how hard the family, townsfolk, and police had searched, etc.

That's why the outcome made me so DHP... oopsie! Sorry guys, I didn't know my disappearance would cause such a stir... I mean, it's only a small wedding with 600 people... I just have a few issues. My bad!

No, Honey... screw you. Do you know how many man-hours and taxpayer money just got wasted on the behalf of your dumb ass? Nevermind the fact that you screwed over all the people who were going to be in and at the wedding, as well as your parents (or whoever was paying for the thing).

I don't care if they file charges, but they should present her with a bill for the whole thing... and then add something on top for punative measure.

Friday, April 29, 2005

Headless Chicken

Damn, you gotta read this...

Friday Pet Blogging

Man, do I miss my pets... in particular, I miss the sight of my dogs running down the stairs:


The length of the steps are about right for Ella, but Dizzy is too long and has to go down kinda sideaways and swing the junk in his trunk... very cute!

Speaking of cute, check out Heidi's new kitty... the picture of Steve, her Rottie mix, is priceless...

Oh, Mr. Drudge...

I know reading the Drudge Report is hazardous to my health, but like watching bad tv shows, I can't help myself sometimes.

So, I went by there this morning and found this headline splashed right across the front in giant letters:

HAWK HILLARY MOVES ON N KOREA
I thought she must have said something about being more aggressive with North Korea, so I read the NY Times article it linked to. This is the title of the article:
U.S. Aide Sees Nuclear Arms Advance by North Korea
Hillary Clinton is only referred to twice in the article and this is what she says:
When asked by Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York during a hearing on Thursday whether "North Korea has the ability to arm a missile with a nuclear device," Admiral Jacoby responded, "The assessment is that they have the capability to do that, yes ma'am."
and
In an interview on Thursday, Mrs. Clinton called Admiral Jacoby's statement "the first confirmation, publicly, by the administration that the North Koreans have the ability to arm a missile with a nuclear device that can reach the United States," adding, "Put simply, they couldn't do that when George Bush became president, and now they can."
What about that sounds hawkish to you?

God Rocks

I just found this commentary on the Right's use of Christ for political gain. It's a great set of observations about the way that Jesus embraced liberal thinking, his questioning of conservative ideology and dogma, and how the Dobsons of the world are abusing His message for political gain..

@$*&!! That stuff makes me so angry.

It's a great commentary and says a lot about why I am a Christian.

(via Tom Tomorrow)

Now He's For the Little Guy!

Well, Bush showed off his compassionate conservatism last night when he tried to explain that privatization of Social Security would benefit the poor more than anyone.

Please have a look at this analysis of the benefits for workers based upon income.

Basically, anyone making less than $36,500 would see benefit cuts between 16 and 28%.

DHP Updates: The lower end of the cuts would be $20k per year, which apparently means that there are a lot of starving graduate students out there who are middle class (the NIH stipend level for a graduate student on one of its grants or other funding mechanisms is $20,776)

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

More on filibusters

I am not surprised by this at all... from the American Progress Action Fund's Progress Report:

IN 1997, THE FILIBUSTER WAS NOT AN ATTACK ON FAITH: Brown's omments echoed the theme of Justice Sunday, an event held this weekend by the Family Research Council (FRC) that argued filibustering presidential nominees is an attack on people of faith. Seven years ago the group had a different perspective. In 1998, the FRC strongly supported the use of the filibuster against James Hormel, President Clinton's nominee to be ambassador of Luxembourg, because Hormel was gay. At the time, Steven Schwalm, a senior writer for FRC, said, "the Senate is not a majoritarian institution, like the House of Representatives is. It is a deliberative body, and it's got a number of checks and balances built into our government. The filibuster is one of those checks in which a majority cannot just sheerly force its will, even if they have a majority of votes in some cases."

Oh yeah... and then there is this... Frist has voted for filibusters of judicial nominees in the past. As Jerome points out, the reason they are mad is not because it has never been done before, but simply because the Dems are actually succeeding at it.

Gotta Love Jon Stewart

He totally calls out CNN...again.

I just hope all this talk of him going to one of the networks as they retool doesn't lead to a major sellout.

GOP Rewrites Dem Amendments...Sick

I had a great post about this.

Unfortunately Blogger chewed it up and swallowed it just as I was trying to publish it. Now I'm too irritated to re-write.

Bottom line: read this. It's about Republicans deliberately changing the text of Democratic amendments to make them sound really really bad.

(via Raw Story via Atrios)

Dole dives in

More filibuster nonsense... Bob Dole, who has occasionally come out of retirement to use his commerial-driven rehabilitated image as a funny old grandpa to shill for the right, joins the parade of conservatives stretching the truth, using highly selective data, and/or flat out lying about judicial filibusters.

I have already addressed some of his tired points elsewhere, the big one being the "Well-we-never-did-it" line that is utterly absurd given their previous actions on blue slips. However, Dole tosses a few more out that have been making the rounds of late...

President Bush has the lowest appellate-court confirmation rate of any modern president.

This is a great case of selective presentation of data... as mentioned previously, the Dems have acquiesed on 205 of 215 judicial nominations (the original post reads 214, but another has been confirmed since then). The 10 that have been blocked are all appellate court nominees and are the worst of the worst. During the Clinton years, the Republicans blocked some 60 nominees from 1995-1998, including a high number of circuit court judges. About 90 were left unconfirmed from 1995-2000, although some of those may have been confirmed since 2000.

But selective data aside, I am not even sure if Dole is even right on this... according to this right-wing site, Clinton had about 30% of his appellate court nominees blocked from 1995-2000, which is higher than W's approximately 20%. Where is Dole getting his numbers? Or is he just lying? Sadly, the NY Times doesn't seem to care much about the veracity of objective data on its op-ed pages, so I doubt they even checked it out.
Each of the 10 filibuster victims has been rated "qualified" or "well qualified"
by the American Bar Association.

This one is really kinda funny since the right has abolished previous protocol by steadfastly ignoring the ABA's opinions on judges (they used to be a formal part of the process, but have been cut out by the Bushies because they didn't appreciate their views on some of their nominees). This is like saying the UN doesn't matter while pointing to UN sanction violations as a reason to invade Iraq.
If the majority leader, Bill Frist, is unable to persuade the Democratic leadership to end its obstruction, he may move to change the Senate rules through majority vote. By doing so, he will be acting in accordance with Article I of the Constitution (which gives Congress the power to set its own rules) and consistently with the tradition of altering these rules by establishing new precedents.

This is deception and flat-out lying of the worst kind. Measures to amend Senate rules require a 2/3's majority vote to end cloture, higher than even the 60-vote standard for other cases (including judicial nominees). True, a change in Senate rules would be a simple majority, but they would never even get to that point due to the rules on cloture.

Nor do they ever plan on voting to change the rules... One of the reasons this would be "nuclear" is that they would be changing the rules without any vote... instead, Cheney, in his role as president of the senate, would declare the prevention of cloture on judicial nominees as "unconstitutional" thus effectively changing the rules by fiat. The majority vote that Dole is most likely referring to is the probable appeal by the Democrats on a point of order or some other question that would be resolved by a majority vote. This entire process is in direct violation of established Senate rules.
In fact, one of today's leading opponents of changing the Senate's rules, Senator Robert Byrd, was once a proponent of doing so, and on several occasions altered Senate rules through majoritarian means.

This is the latest line that is being passed around in Republican talking points during the past week or so, and it is really a bunch of rather unrelated crap produced by a right-wing law journal... for a detailed analysis to why this is all smoke and mirrors, see here. (Also note that the authors aren't just a couple random academics... Gold and Gupta are former Frist and Bush guys, respectively)

The real reasons they want to bring this up is more to tar the Democrats by involving the past uses of the filibuster, namely to prevent civil rights legislation (Byrd is a former member of the KKK and has since renounced his ways on those and related issues).

It is amazing how wild-eyed and urgent the right gets when it is being flayed by Mullah Dobson and the rest of his crew... even though they have bested the confirmation rates of all the recent presidents, they want more and more. When it all comes down to it, Josh is right... this isn't the nuclear option or the consitutional option or anything like that: it is the Crybaby Option.

Friedman misses the point

Friedman comes up with a halfway decent suggestion if some measure of sanity prevailed in this country: why not Bush 41 instead of the anti-UN Bolton?

However, that misses the point of this exercise entirely... the nomination of Bolton wasn't truly about making the best choice for American interests or "reforming" the UN... the true purpose was 3-fold:

1) Get Bolton out of people's hair at State and the NSC while providing a salve for getting passed over for the NSD job

2) Make political hay by kicking around the UN during the nomination process and, if confirmed, via his ambassadorship... "reform" as the Bushies would have it is about the same as when they use the term for social security: get rid of it

3) Give the finger to the UN, the Dems, and to the world at large by tossing in a human grenade who doesn't care about his reputation and the things he says about or to the UN

Friedman misses this by a mile... he even goes as far as to suggest that they should consider Clinton if Daddy isn't up to the task, which may be the most laughable notion I have heard in some time given their hardline "ABC" (Anything But Clinton) approach to all issues.

And why would Poppy ever want the job? He and his son don't really like each other, and they certainly don't have the same views on foreign policy... it would be pure torture for him to subborn himself to his son.

Kasparov

I have always respected chessmasters (save that wacko Bobby Fischer) and Garry Kasparov as been one of the biggest... not only is he an amazing talent, but it takes a lot of stones to put yourself and your reputation against supercomputers.

Well, I have an even higher level of respect for him now. Kasparov is taking on Putin and his anti-democratic actions and seeks to help unseat him in 2008. As folks like Victor Yushchenko and Mikhail Khodorkovsky have found out, opposing Putin is dangerous business, and Kasparov has already been subject to a mild form of injury in his current line of work. But the guy has a pair of brass ones, and I respect the hell out of what he is trying to do.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

"Personal [private] accounts don't solve that problem..."

That statement (regarding whether or not private accounts would solve Social Security's problems in the next 50 years) was uttered by a Republican.

Oh...and not just any Republican.

It was the Senate Finance Committee chairman, Senator Charles Grassley.

Senate Finance Committee chairman Sen. Charles Grassley told callers on cable's C-Span television that the issue of private investment won't solve the problem of keeping Social Security afloat by the time his granddaughter retires more than 50 years from now.

"Personal accounts don't solve that problem," Grassley said. "You still have the insolvency of the Social Security trust fund," a problem he said needs to be resolved among "100 moving parts" over the next 50-75 years.

...

Sources in Grassley's Committee told reporters Monday that the controversial Bush plan to privatize part of the Social Security system may not make it through the panel.


Well, well, well...it seems the propaganda machine is starting to sputter a bit.

Social Security issue on the SC's docket

Some time ago there were some rumblings over how privatization of social security might lead to the consideration of private accounts as assets which could raise interesting possibilities during divorce and bankruptcy proceedings. Kevin Drum's last post on this issue seemed to end the debate, but then there is this passage that is tucked away in this article towards the bottom:

Also Monday, the high court agreed to hear the following cases in the annual term that begins in October:

• A dispute from Washington state that tests whether the U.S. government may withhold a person's Social Security benefits to collect on student loan debt that has been outstanding at least 10 years. An appeals court said seizing the benefits was allowed. The Supreme Court agreed to hear the appeal of James Lockhart, 66, who has not been able to work regularly since 1981 and had been drawing Social Security disability benefits.
Hmmm... if the SC allows for the government to effectively garnish his wages, then perhaps the idea that private accounts would be a protected asset isn't quite as established as we might think. Given the court's previous ruling on IRA's, I would guess that the SC would overturn the appellate court's decision, but one can never be sure with this group...

Compromise?

When I opened up CNN this morning and saw that Reid was hinting at a compromise, my first instinct was to shout "NOOOOOOO!!!!" in aghast horror...

But the more I thought about it, the more I considered that it might be just a bit of theater in order to help keep the opinions polls where they are at... after then having travelled over to TPM and hearing Josh Marshall's comments on the issue, I was even more assured.

Well, now I am convinced... Rove has already come out and flatly dismissed the possibility.

Huh... I know it was a small incident, but the Dems seemed to have played that one rather well. They have been solid on social security and now a little bit of subtle manuevering... who woulda thunk it?

Monday, April 25, 2005

Wow... that was quick...

At this point in the life of the conservative movement (i.e. since 1994), I am really not surprised that the media got down on their knees yet again to give the right a sloppy one when they demanded it, in this case the issue over the origins of the term "nuclear option."

What I am really amazed at is the shear speed at which the media readily agreed to line up conservatives and, as Jay would say, make like a circus seal. Now I don't have Nexis or anything, but the Republicans started this strategy on, what, Friday? Saturday? It took a few weeks for them to come around to shunning the term "privitization" but like Pavlov's dog they are now well-conditioned to receiving their marching orders from the right's talking points.

Update: TPM notes a some "Bamboozlement Detox" going on... is there hope yet? I ain't countin' on it...

Waiting for the trickle to come down...

From Krugman:

The administration's upbeat view of the economy is a case in point. Corporate interests are doing very well. As a recent report from the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities points out, over the last three years profits grew at an annual rate of 14.5 percent after inflation, the fastest growth since World War II.

The story is very different for the great majority of Americans, who live off their wages, not dividends or capital gains, and aren't doing well at all. Over the past three years, wage and salary income grew less than in any other postwar recovery - less than a tenth as fast as profits.

I am not holding my breath in anticipation...

Red Beer

No, not a red ale or anything... "red beer" is a drink favored by the locals here in Sioux Falls which, in its most basic form, is a domestic beer mixed with tomato juice and green olives. Kinda like a beer version of a Bloody Mary (and some folks do in fact use Bloody Mary mix). So I decided to try one... when in Rome and all that. How was it you ask?

Eh.

I am not a fan of tomato juice or Bloody Marys and stuff like that, so I wasn't surprised that I didn't really care for it. I think part of the problem was the use of a domestic beer (Coors Light in this instance)... something a little more hearty could have helped.

The olives floating at the top were a little disconcerting as well... to quote Norm from Cheers, the only thing I want floating in my beer is my liver.

Federal AId = Increased College Tuition?

I don't like to do this, but since this article is only available via the Chronicle of Higher Education subscription I am going to reproduce a large section of the article:

If the U.S. Congress wants to curb the growth in college prices, it should put "the brakes" on spending on federal student aid, a scholar from a conservative think tank told lawmakers on Tuesday.

Speaking at a hearing of the House of Representatives Committee on Education and the Workforce, Richard K. Vedder, an adjunct scholar at the American Enterprise Institute and a professor of economics at Ohio University at Athens, charged that by continually increasing the budgets of federal grant and loan programs, the government is making it easier for colleges to jack up their prices.

"Universities raise their tuition a lot because they can get away with it," Mr. Vedder stated. He urged the lawmakers to practice "tough love with American higher education" and "stop the growth in the money flow."

The committee's Republican leaders had invited Mr. Vedder, author of the book Going Broke by Degree: Why College Costs Too Much, as they begin work once again to renew, or reauthorize, the Higher Education Act, the law that governs most federal student-aid programs.

Over the past two years, Republican lawmakers have repeatedly warned college lobbyists and leaders not to come begging for more money for student aid. They say it has become increasingly frustrating to increase spending on those programs, only to see colleges continue to raise tuition at rates significantly higher than inflation (
The Chronicle, May 2, 2003).

At Tuesday's hearing, Rep. John A. Boehner, the Ohio Republican in charge of the committee, took issue with the "assumption" that "increased federal spending on higher education would ease the burden" on students and families who are having difficulty paying for college.

"College tuition rates been spiraling upward for decades at hyperinflationary levels," he said. "The federal government has consistently responded by increasing spending. But college access for far too many families remains an elusive goal."

Mr. Boehner has pledged to keep legislation to renew the Higher Education Act "budget neutral," meaning that any money added to one federal student-aid program would have to be offset by cuts in another such program (
The Chronicle, May 21, 2004).

Counterarguments From Across the Aisle

But Democrats on the committee have criticized that approach. "The federal investment in higher education is absolutely part of the solution," Rep. George
Miller of California, the panel's top Democrat, wrote in a statement. "Since the passage of the Higher Education Act in 1965, federal grants, loans, and work-study have helped to send millions of students to college, many of whom would not have gone without the help."

The witness the panel's Democratic leaders invited to the hearing -- Donald E. Heller, an associate professor at Pennsylvania State University's Center for the Study of Higher Education -- disputed Mr. Vedder's assertion that lowering spending on student aid would force colleges to reduce the growth in their tuition. He noted that public colleges have been forced to increase their prices significantly over the past several years as states have reduced their budget allocations to the institutions.

Without federal and state funds, he said, "colleges and universities would have no choice but to increase tuition prices at rates even faster than have occurred in recent years."

Mr. Vedder's proposal, Mr. Heller said, "is akin to suggesting that eliminating the Medicaid and Medicare programs would by itself alleviate the skyrocketing growth of heath-care costs. More likely, this would leave millions of poor families and senior citizens without access to adequate health care."

During the hearing, Democratic lawmakers also took aim at some of Mr. Vedder's statements, calling them "outrageous" and "intemperate." They were particularly unhappy with the suggestion that "as federal and state dollars have rained down on college campuses, universities have been generous in compensating themselves." For example, Mr. Vedder said that the compensation of full professors at four-year colleges had risen more than 50 percent over the past 20 years while faculty members themselves had become less productive.

"Faculty have quietly but effectively lowered their teaching loads, ostensibly to increase time for research," he said. "It is simply more pleasant to do research, or in some cases, play golf, than to teach more classes and grade more papers."

Rep. Timothy H. Bishop, a New York Democrat who worked for almost 30 years in various administrative posts at Long Island University's Southampton College before coming to Congress, took exception to those charges. "I am not familiar with the colleges you describe -- lacking in accountability, populated by underemployed and overpaid administrators, and underemployed and overpaid faculty," he said.


Amazing, isn't it? That such a ridiculously simplistic analysis with a market-based twist ("They know they can get more money so they raise the rates... colleges are flush with cash!!!") can get a hearing before congress is just astounding. It is almost not even worth rebuttal it is so stupid, but I have some this far, so what the hell.

Most of my statements are meant to apply towards public institutions because that is what I know and is, I believe, the real source of the problem here. First, most states' taxes are linked to the federal rates; the lower the federal rates, the lower the state taxes. Add on a few years of sketchy economic performance and state revenues are dropping all over the place. In order to maintain their core missions, public institutions are forces to cut programs, faculty, and raise tuition.

Secondly, there is a large imbalance in salaries (both faculty and TA/RA/GA) between private and public institutions, and a great variety of levels of compensation among public schools as well. This creates competition for top talent, made all the more dire by the fact that industry can generally compensate faculty well more than any institution, private or public. Without support for education at a federal and state level, tuition is again one of the few mechanisms that schools have left to them.

Finally, in contrast to what Vedder stated, the productivity demands on faculty and staff is getting higher and higher. This is not only due to the fact that colleges aren't as able to increase positions due to budgetary restrictions, but also because the traditional relaxed collegial life of pondering deep questions and spending large amounts of time mentoring students you know by name is decades in the past... academic competition for grants, publications, students, etc. is fierce, and is getting even worse now that budgets for the NSF and NIH are being cut instead of expanded.

This is cutting off the head to spite the nose, but what is worse is that's exactly what they want to have happen... like Norquist said, they want to reduce government to the size that they can drag it into the bathtub and drown it. If it happens to wreck our educational system and undo years worth of strides of making a college education more realistic to the lower classes, well, screw 'em... there is a price for everything, and right now they need a bigger tax break so they can buy a second yacht for the girlfriend they are keeping on the side.

One might think that the rise of China and India as competitors in the global market as a result of the rise fo their educated middle classes might remind us that education and the strength of our own middle classes are some of the big reasons we got to the point we are at... but I guess that would assume that some amount of samity exists among the extremist elements which control the Republican Party, so no dice.

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Da Bulls!

Woo-hoo! In their first playoff game post-Jordan, they have defeated the Wizards 103-94 in game one!

I haven't had too many chances to watch my Bulls play this year, but every time I get to do so I am just so amazed at how well they play as a team and how fun they are to watch. They are an odd mix of a bunch of very young players (Deng, Gordon, Duhon, Hinrich, Curry, Chandler) which are sprinkled with a few old veteran cast-offs (Harrington, Davis, Piatkowski) and topped with an Argentinian rookie (Nocioni) who has a few years of experience playing in Spain. Yet despite all that they play HARD, are explosive, and are very tough-minded on defense. They didn't look tenative at all... Nocioni, Hinrich, and Gordon are particularly fearless. And they were even without Curry and Deng today.

Truly amazing for the make-up of their team. Skiles deserves a lot of consideration for the Coach of the Year Award... I am guessing Mike D'Antoni of the Suns will probably get it, but Skiles had a job that was much more daunting (George Karl and Nate McMillan should get a long look as well). Perhaps John Paxson will get Executive of the Year instead... somebody needs to get something, that's all I'm sayin'.

More items you won't see in the MSM

Via Kevin Drum via Atrios, we see that Dubya axed folks from the US delegation of techies sent to a telecom standards meeting if they contributed to Kerry's campaign.

Got that? No? Shake your head three times and try again... yeah, it didn't work for me either.

This is admittedly a kind of weird add-on to this post, but bear with me... for years I have had fantasies on "if I could do it over again" lines. Some of these deal with issues of real import, but I am a little ashamed to say that quite a few are rather petty, and most of those have to deal with kids who made my grade school and middle school days rather unpleasant. In essence, there were several kids of my age group who were the bane of my existance in large part due to the fact that they knew I wouldn't beat the crap out of them no matter how fed up I got (I was too much of a good kid and too afraid of what my parents would do to me). Subsequent fantasies have revolved around how I would pummel them if I ever got to turn back time, consequences be damned.

All that is a long way of getting to this point: despite how strongly I feel about the scars from my childhood, the fantasies I have about inflicting just retribution, physical or otherwise, upon certain people in the current political landscape dwarfs almost all of those I have had previously. Not very civil or grown-up feelings to have, but then these assholes are callously fucking up our country and world so badly that I just don't think sitting down with them to talk about my feelings is going to cut it.

(Wow... seems like that story was the straw that broke the camel's back, eh?)

$300 Billion

Congratulations Dubya... the cost of the war is now being pushed over $300 billion.

Did any of you notice this being talked about on any of the news shows or featured prominantly in newspapers (online or otherwise)? Me neither.

Getting off on the right foot...

Hmmm... Benedict takes another hit... (via Atrios)

As I have mentioned previously, I was baptized Catholic, but I don't think I will ever, EVER, be able to regularly attend a Catholic Church, no matter how liberal that given church might be. Between the profound level of sexism, the absurdity of the hierarchy, the worship of the Virgin Mary and saints, their disdain for other denominations regarding communion, and their pronouncements of homosexuals being "evil," I don't even need crap like this to help keep me away from their doors.

Not another!

As if Tierney wasn't bad enough, Brooks piles on with his ignorant and irresponsible column in today's NY Times regarding the JAMA study on BMI and excess years lost.

It turns out she doesn't like those body-worshiping, multi-abbed marvels who've spent so much time at the bench press machine they look as if they have thighs growing out of either side of their necks. She doesn't like those health-conscious rice cake addicts you see at Manhattan restaurants ordering a skinned olive for lunch and sitting there looking trim and fit in their tapered blouses while their buns of steel leave permanent dents in the upholstery.

Is that what it really says? Wow... I must have read the wrong article because the one I looked at didn't come to any such conclusions. What a dickweed... dollar to a donut he didn't even read the damn thing, nor would he have cared if he did.
If the report from researchers at the National Cancer Institute and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is correct - and it is the most thorough done to date - then it seems that Mother Nature has built a little Laffer curve into the fabric of reality: health-conscious people can hit a point of negative returns, so the more fit they are, the quicker they kick the bucket. People who work out, eat responsibly and deserve to live are more likely to be culled by the Thin Reaper.

AAARRRRGGGHHH!!! The study is on BMI and excess years lost, but says nothing, NOTHING about other measures of fitness... as I mentioned previously, not only might our definitions of weight normalcy be a little off, but level of exercise and fitness might be a significant factor (or even moreso) than BMI with regards to proper health... it doesn't even hint that people who are health-conscience or workout are at risk, or that a higher BMI is protective (save in >70 year old populations). Furthermore, it never suggests that the current mode of thought in the health care community is the lower your BMI the better off your health is, as Brooks would have it above. If that were the case, then Karen Carpenter would have been pretty damn fit and healthy. And finally, it says nothing about quality of life.
If this study is correct, I'll be ordering second helpings on into my 90's while all those salad-munching health nuts who have been feeling so superior in their spandex pants and cutoff T-shirts will be dying of midriff pneumonia and other condescension-related diseases.

Sounds like you have some personal issues you need to resolve there, Davey...
In reality, life is perverse and human beings don't get what they deserve. The people with the worst grades start the most successful businesses. The shallowest people end up blissfully happy and they are so vapid they don't even realize how vapid they are because vapidity is the only trait that comes with its own impermeable obliviousness system. The people regarded as lightweights, like F.D.R., J.F.K. and Ronald Reagan, make the best presidents, while you - so much more thoughtful and better read - would be a complete disaster.

Life isn't fair, logic is of limited value and, as Woody Allen observed years ago, everything your parents once thought was good for you turns out to be bad for you: sun, milk, red meat and college.

That's a great message... college is bad for you. Don't worry about getting good grades because your level of education has no effect on your career success. Being shallow and vapid and ignorant are all admirable personal traits. What a total nutsack.

In the medical world, there is such a beast known as the defiant ancestor... this is relative your patients refer to as the reason they don't need to stop smoking or doing drugs or whatever: "My granddaddy smoked 8 packs a day, ate fried lard for every meal, washed it down with fifth of gin, screwed every syphilic prostitute in the state, and he lived until he was 110! So don't be pushing your fancy-pants medical knowledge on me!"

Here, Brooks is essentially doing the same thing... yeah, Bill Gates was a drop-out. Yeah, I'll bet you can come up with several other cases of people who struck it rich without a degree. Yes David, you yourself are living proof that you don't have to have a gram of intelligence in order to get a high-profile job. But methinks there are a whole mass of people flippin' burgers who would disagree with your proclimations on education.

You know, if it was just Brooks writing on a blog, or even at his old gig at the Weekly Standard, it wouldn't make me quite as DHP. But this is the friggin' NY Times op-ed page... this sort of utterly irresponsible retarded bullshit should never come within shouting distance of the funny pages, let alone one of the supposedly most highly regarded pieces of journalistic real estate.

Man, I just friggin' can't stand these assholes!!!

P.S. And what is with writting a second column on the JAMA study after Tierney, especially when it adds nothing to the issue (not that Tierney's did)? Hey guys... the needle on your record is skipping...

P.P.S. Hey DHP's Ma, you don't know how many cusswords I editted out for your viewing pleasure... sure, swearing is not elegant, but it can be cathartic, so I hope you appreciate my restraint!

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Just like Privatization...

Josh Marshall notes here and here that the Republicans are fighting to reverse their previous us of the term "nuclear option" to describe the removal of the filibuster option... they are now trying to contend that it is a "Democratic term."

A moment of clarity...

...or so Jules from Pulp Fiction might say.

Andrew Sullivan has an excellent quote of the day up on his site... (via TPM)

Profoundly Iniquitous

Via Atrios, it looks like Benedict is settin' the tone early.

Well, at least it seems he likes cats...

I knew this would happen...

Sigh.

People were a bit surprised by the recent results of a
CDC study which adjusted the number of excess deaths due to being overweight down from 400k per year to 25k per year. This was due in part to the fact that the first study from which the 400k number was taken was from the results of surveys taken primarily during the 70's while the recent study took information from 3 surveys spanning a greater and more recent timeframe.

Another surprise was that being somewhat overweight produced less excess deaths relative to the normal BMI range. As such, it should thus be noted that being obese (BMI>30) resulted in over 100k excess deaths, so obesity is still a major problem.

But due to these two facts, I knew that media irresponsibility with reporting the findings and pundits crowing about being free from food anxiety and not being a slave to the gym would commence immediately. And it has.

Check out
this Times article... note the headline of "Some Extra Heft May Be Helpful, New Study Says." Bullshit... the study does not conclude that. There's not a damn place in that study that suggests that "extra heft" is a good thing. Some folks in some of the articles I have read speculate about the positive effects that some extra weight might have on folks 70 or older, but there is nothing in there advocating for extra weight. What a crock of shit.

Or how about this one from
USA Today: check out the caption next to the picture of “The CDC estimated that obesity accounts for more than 25,000 deaths a year.” Wrong, wrong, wrong… that number is the total combined of BMI 25-30 and BMI >30. The number due to the category of obese (BMI>30) alone is over 100k.

And then John Tierney from the Times op-ed page drops
this load of crap. No John, the study does not say thin healthy people have a larger relative risk of excess death… the category you are referring to is for underweight people. Yes John, there are several industries that have a vested interest in one side of the obesity equation or the other, but the problem of obesity is not exactly washed away here as you seem so intent on portraying it. I will say that there are people who take diet and exercise to an extreme, but “hard bodies… die young?”… what a chode.

Lost amid all the furor of the study are things such as what the study says to keep in mind about the limitation or what questions it could not address: the rising levels of obesity in children, the overall increases in obesity around the world, the medical burden from obesity (some $93 billion), possible effects in the current study due to length of follow-up and (more important in my mind) weight stability, weight impact on specific conditions such as cardiovascular health and diabetes, controlling for body type and adipose distribution, controlling for exercise levels, and on and on. This is far from definitive.

The three items that struck me about the study that don’t seem to be getting the proper amount of attention:

1) BMI=25 appears to be coming out as a good number, which is right on the border of “normal” and “overweight.” The JAMA article notes the U-like distribution about this BMI value… perhaps our definitions should change somewhat.

2) It appears that there is a decreasing trend in excess deaths from the older surveys to the newer surveys in the overweight group… why? Is it due to better exercise in this group (which some studies have suggested to be more important than the moderate excess weight) or is it due to prolonging their lives through cholesterol medications and better mortality rates in stroke, cancer, and other illnesses. This begs the final point:

3) The study says nothing about quality of life… this is a biggie to me. Yeah, there might be some differences between normal and overweight in terms of excess deaths, but there is nothing on how fun those years are to live. If you are still goin’ but you have severe osteoarthritis from years of being overweight, are on chemo for a recurrence of cancer, and are having issues with other disease processes, then the differences in the excess deaths between normal and overweight don’t look so attractive anymore.

Anyway, my whole point that I wanted to make is about how pundits and the media in general are always getting carried away with this stuff, although I will say one thing in a slam against the CDC: what is up specifically combining the overweight and obese populations into one statistic?!? The 25k number that comes out totally obscures the major problems with obesity… the fact that they explicitly provided that relatively meaningless number shows that some folks in the CDC have a tin ear for how that number will sound and reverberate in the media.

Damn

The Browns took Braylon Edwards... I would have loved for him to have fallen to the Bears. The word from most draftniks is that the Bears will take a RB now (Cadillac Williams or Cedric Benson).

However, as I noted here, there are tons of RB's to be had right now around the league (Travis Henry, Edgerrin James, Shaun Alexander) and the position is probably the easiest to address in later rounds in any year, not just this one.

So what should they do? I would take Mike Williams, but I don't know if the Bears have the stones to take him at the #4 slot. Perhaps they could try to trade down, but the draft is considered weak at the top this year so the chances of that are unlikely. I imagine they will take Benson, who is more of a bruiser and is thought to be able to carry a larger load than Cadillac Williams.

Update: Benson it is. I sure hope he pans out. The kid has a lot of mileage on him and has had some character issues in the past. I know I thought that Mike Williams would less Moss and more Keyshawn, but with his size and hands... I just hope the Bears didn't miss a big one.

Hmmm... Cedric's crying... is it joy or because the Bears selected him?

Update: Aaron Rodgers slips into double digits after the 'Skins go with a corner... and the camera keep on training their lenses at him... awkward!

Update: Holy shit! The Lions took Mike Williams after taking Charles Rodgers and Roy Williams the past two years... the pundits said, Joey Harrington has no excuses now, but I am not terribly certain about that. McCown in Arizona has three very good young receivers but failed to produce (of course, the Lions don't have the RB issues the Cards have, and I don't know much about the relative strengths of their lines). However, it will be very interesting to watch them if and when they get those three guys on the field at the same time.

Also, what happens now to Az Hakim and his big contract?

Update: Man... where the hell is Rodgers? The Packers are up at #24; will they take him as a replacement for Favre? Washington is next... are they happy with Patrick Ramsey? I don't like Rodgers, but I am surprised that nobody has taken him yet or that there has not been a trade up to get him. But hell, at this point Auburn's Campbell might go ahead of him. I think Campbell is the better QB for his arm, mobility, poise, and accuracy, but apparently there are questions on his intelligence for the NFL (14 or something like that on his Wonderlic, whereas Alex Smith had a 40).

Update: Rodgers to GB at #24 (finally)... he can thank Akili Smith, Kyle Boller, and Jeff Tedford.

Friday, April 22, 2005

SI's Stephen Cannella calls me out

OK, not really, but he does get all huffy about people wondering if Nomar was juiced.

Dude... if we were to wait for an admission or a positive test before wondering about a player, we would be waiting a long, long time. Yeah, it's not definitive, but even Stephen admits that the red flags for steroids are there in abundance.

Friday Monkey Blogging



This is my favorite drunk monkey of all time. He's drinking Singha beer...the finest in Thailand.

FetusBlog

This is beyond funny...

(Thanks GH!)

Is it just me...

...or did the administration make all sorts of promises that their record-level deficits wouldn't lead to inflation?

We're not quite there yet, but with all these factors (inflation, poor job creation, high energy costs, a housing bubble), this shit is getting pretty scary...

UNC loses them all

May, Felton, and Williams all head to the NBA.

And I don't blame them one bit... the next year or two might be a little rough for the Heels, but I would have done the same thing.

More later.

More on Sioux Falls

The patient population that I am working with here mostly consists of kids with cerebal palsy and other disorders. Most use various types of orthotics which are often very bright and colorful (as most are in various other similar institutions).

However, I just saw an orthotic that is quite befitting of the area: one subject had an AFO in camouflage.

Priceless.

The Republican M.O.

Hastert says the reason the Dems are blocking the Ethic Committee from meeting is to protect their own, not because of Delay:


"We know there are four or five cases out there dealing with top-level Democrats," Hastert told the conservative Sean Hannity radio program.

"There's a reason that they don't want to go to the ethics process and as long as they can keep someone dangling out there like they have with Tom DeLay, they take great glee in that," the Illinois Republican said.
As one Dem points out later on, the idea is laughable particularly since some of the items mentioned are well over a decade old yet no ethics charges have been filed, while the recent changes the Dems are pissed about are only a few months old. And perhaps they could explain the reason the Republicans who voted for censure on DeLay were removed from the committee by Hastert and replaced with DeLay cronies?

This is another great example of how the right works... don't just defend your position; take up an offensive position or call your position something completely different than what it is no matter how absurd. Previous examples: attacking Kerry's war record as a war hero, proposing double the tax cut everyone thought they might push for, calling a regulatory sop to the energy industry the "Clear Skies" initiative, and many many more. And of course the MSM and the right-wing noise machine will run with it and, at the very least, turn it into a "he said/she said" affair.


If they want to attack Pelosi and those other Dems, then fine... bring it. Just go back to the pre-DeLay-tailored rules and have at it... but something makes me think that they are unwilling to do so.

Tomasky

Go read his latest at the American Prospect (via Atrios)

A key passage:

And if DeLay goes, there will be people in Washington congratulating themselves on having been part of a system that, once again, “worked,” fumigating itself of an intruder who went too far and didn’t accept the rules.

Nonsense. The system isn’t working by a long shot. If the system had worked, DeLay would have been exposed long ago -- first by the media, which would have done far more to reveal the ethical and procedural corruption of his regime, and second by moderate Republicans, who could have made a difference if they’d had the nerve, en bloc, to stand up and say something.

Damn skippy...

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Sioux Falls update

So as I mentioned, I have been out on the road for some time recently, and currently I am finishing up the first week of two that I am spending out in Sioux Falls, SD for a data collection run.

Just like my first time here in January, I have been overwhelmed by the fantastic shopping venues (Walmart, Target), the culinary delights (Applebee's, Bennigan's, Chili's), and the cultured entertainment.

It is on this last bit that I would like to expand... guess what is coming to town? The "Never Stop Rockin' Tour!" What's that? It is composed of four bands of inestimatable impact on the landscape of our world: RATT, Queensryche, Quiet Riot, and Firehouse.

There is no better commentary on Sioux Falls than that.

P.S. In all fairness, I will have to say that the weather has been rather nice (aside from a little rain of late) and that I am again reminded that no grass in the country possesses a better shade of green than that of the lawns of the Midwest.

NOOOOOO! (mar)

Dude... can an athlete be any more fragile?

When the Cubs resigned him instead of pursuing a worthy SS that isn't in the shop more often than a Volkswagen (like Edgar Rentaria), I cringed bigtime... I never draft nor trade for Nomar in fantasy baseball even when he is hitting at one of his absurd clips because he never stays healthy.

At least the contract was for only one year...

P.S. I hate to do this since I am a Cubs fan, but I have to note that his injury rate and, importantly, the types of injuries say one thing to me: steroids. Nomar has a lot of power for his natural frame (Have you ever seen him without his shirt? The boy is ripped.) and he has had a ton of musculotendinous injuries...

A study in deception

David Brooks is today's subject:

Every few years another civilizing custom is breached. Over the past four years Democrats have resorted to the filibuster again and again to prevent votes on judicial nominees they oppose. Up until now, minorities have generally not used the filibuster to defeat nominees that have majority support. They have allowed nominees to have an up or down vote. But this tradition has been washed away.

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The Senate operates by precedent, trust and unanimous consent. Changing the rules by raw majority power would rip the fabric of Senate life.

Ah, Davey, Davey, Davey... trying to pull a fast one, eh?

Yes, in a technical sense, Brooks is right; to my knowledge, filibusters have not been used by the minority at this level. But what Brooks doesn't say is why: they have never had to do so before.

Davey conveniently omits the fact that the Republicans have already "chang[ed] the rules by raw majority power." In the past, a judge up for an appointment could be effectively vetoed if both senators from the judge's home state declined to turn in what are known as "blue slips." But during the Clinton years, Senator Orrin Hatch (R-Utah), the Chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee, decided to change the rule to make it easier for the Republicans to block his appointments: only one withheld blue slip would be necessary. The abuse of this power was rampent; for example, Helms used that power to block all African American nominees from North Carolina.

What happened when Bush became President? Wouldn't the Democrats be able to blue slip Bush's nominees?

Nope. Hatch switched back to the two-blue slip rule. Nice, eh? The Dems controlled the Senate for a brief period of time when Jeffords became an independent and reverted back to one blue slip, but they never really got a chance to use it before losing control of the Senate again (and Hatch again switched to a two-blue slip standard to make it tougher on Dems to oppose nominees). The only recourse the Democrats had from all this is the filibuster, but even then, they have been very moderate in its use: of the 214 Bush nominees sent to the Senate for a vote during his first term, Democrats blocked only ten, or in other words 95 percent of Bush's nominees were approved. On the other hand, the Senate blocked 35% of Clinton's circuit court nominees during the 1995-2000 period of his presidency (coinciding to the period during which Hatch switched to the one-blue slip rule).

It is worth noting that the policy of blue slips was intended as a device to encourage counseltation and feedback. The blue slips themselves were the vehicle by which the senators from the judge's home state provided candid (and private) commentary on the President's nominations. They have since been perverted from an instrument of dialogue to one of obstruction, leaving the minority with no alternative to avoid being steamrolled except to use the filibuster.

In conclusion, Brooks needs to STFU.

P.S. And I didn't even talk about his bizarre central thesis... reversing Roe v. Wade will make political unpleasentness disappear? What is he smoking?

Update: Robert No-Facts gets in on the action as well. Note how he maintains that Byrd made four different rules changes by majority votes but doesn't really provide any details regarding what they actually did or what they were pertaining to. Additionally, he drops lines on Bryd's past KKK involvement and the use of the filibuster to prevent civil rights legislation from coming to vote; however, he conveniently ignores the fact that Byrd has long since recanted his involvement with the KKK on multiple occasions, and that the civil rights filibusters were maintained by Republicans and southern Democrats who are now in the Republican party (this is somewhat akin to the Republicans claiming the heritage of Lincoln and the Emancipation Proclaimation. Yes, Lincoln was a Republican, but what that meant back then is radically different than what it means now).

What do YOU think about Tom Delay?

Damn, the Onion is funny...

An Interview with John Cloud

Atrios mentioned this interview with John Cloud the other day without much commentary (other than to say that it is bad) so I decided to take a look...

Bad doesn't begin to describe it.

A few exerpts:

In response criticism that the story was a whitewash intended to lure conservative readers:

A few weeks ago, we put Jeffrey Sachs' book on how to end poverty on the cover. I mean, is that going to be a huge seller for conservatives?
Well Johnny, where do I begin with that one? Despite the fact that I think most conservatives are, well, stupid, I don't really think a lot of them are indifferent to poverty. With the exception of the high brackets, I just think that most of them are easily led around by the indifferent (or downright hostile) politicians they vote in... Marc Maron likes to call them "sheeple." Furthermore, a lot of these same folks poll very highly on the importance of this and related issues.

But all that aside, who cares if it is a "right" or a "left" issue? What ultimately matters is how you treat the subject. Cloud also points to having Michael Moore on the cover, but in stark contrast to the tone of the Coulter article, the Moore article followed a more questioning line, complete with the cover title of "Is this good for America?" The number of people from one side or the other and the people they were doesn't matter... it is what you say, how good your reporting is, etc.

Cloud also bristles at Eric Alterman's blistering dismissal:

Plus, who are their sources for this? Did Alterman do any reporting before he made this assertion? I think a pertinent thing about Alterman is that he has said publicly that he will not engage Ann Coulter in debate. He won't go on television with her. So his solution to Ann Coulter is to act as though she doesn't exist ... I don't agree with that approach to people that we don't necessarily like. I think you engage those people in open debate, you get those people to talk about their ideas, and then you weigh those ideas.
Dude, Alterman has done more reporting on people like Coulter than you could muster in 30 years... and it is not like there is a derth of material on Coulter and her lies and outrageous behavior that is easily available to him and other people (which makes Cloud's Google comment on Coulter simply retarded).

And what would debating a moron like Coulter serve? Coulter has no ideas... she just sits there and spews vitriol and hate without actually trying to advance any intellectual position. Has Cloud ever seen Alterman's interview on Dennis Miller's show? Consider how insulting and worthless an experience it was due to Miller's abject disinterest in actually trying to think... a similar scenerio with Coulter would be 100 times worse.

It gets worse:

I think maybe Eric and Ann are in the same bunch. They also, by the way, use the same language. He calls Ann Coulter a name-caller, but he doesn't do anything in that screed against me except use sort of fancy name-calling.
Him and his fancy-pants language and stuff!

David Brock, who knew Ann Coulter from years ago, goes to a book that's years old, and prints some mistakes from that book, and of course [there are] mistakes. And a lot of them are corrected. If you go out and you buy a copy of Slander now, you won't find those mistakes in it, because the publisher has corrected them.
I would love to have Cloud as a professor for a class... I could lie and cheat all I wanted on my term papers, but as long as I submitted a revised copy (which would be done by my TA and not me) when I was caught then no worries! (Nevermind that Slander and Treason are not the only Coulter works rife with lies, and that they are infamous for a lot more than factual errors)

The New York Times quote [her "only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times building."] she said to another reporter, George Gurley. She said at the time that it was a joke. You can say it was a despicable joke or that it's not a very funny joke. But if she's kidding around with another reporter, and says something to him that he puts at the end of his article, am I then obligated to print that in my article?
Was she really kidding? When asked about it, Coulter later said "Of course I regret it. I should have added, 'after everyone had left the building except the editors and reporters.'"

Hah hah. Very funny.

My job in this story was not to be a fact-checker.
That pretty says it all.

Update: MediaMatters has more...

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Spinning the Economy at Fox

Well, they really know how to spin things over at Fox News.

Prior to the election, their business show (Your World with Neil Cavuto...the "king of business news," and the anchor of the "most watched business news show on the planet") claimed that if Kerry was elected, the markets would not do well. And if Bush was re-elected, we could see the best market ever! Now...the markets are not doing very well at all. Mr. Cavuto provides this insight:

[T]hese days the street's in a, it's in a sour mood. It's just not very happy. We don't know why. But, we'll see tomorrow.
And when things were going well yesterday:
Not just the Vatican, it is enough to have even bitter traders rejoice, and today they did. Who's to say whether Pope Benedict XVI is responsible for the market stuff? Today though, who is really second guessing?
And now today (after the Dow dropped more than 100 points):
The Dow just teetering above that 10,000 level. What happens if we go below it? It would be the first time since October since we did. Would it be a big deal? Why not necessarily.
Good grief. I doubt serious investors pay any attention to this crap. Unfortunately, this is now the main source of news for much of America.

Some see Virgin Mary in underpass stain...

...while others see a big vagina

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Media Matters asks TIME a question...

Here:

"Occasionally" coarse? A "little bit" of a polemicist? This about a "commentator" who claimed that the Democratic Party "supports killing, lying, adultery, thievery, envy"; who said of the idea that the American military were targeting journalists, "Would that it were so!"; who said President Clinton "was a very good rapist"; who insisted that "[l]iberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole"; who said that "I think a baseball bat is the most effective way these days" to talk to liberals; who said it was lucky for former senator Max Cleland's political career that he lost an arm and two legs in Vietnam; who has said her "only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building"; and who wrote that the only real question about Bill Clinton was "whether to impeach or assassinate."

What, exactly, would it take for Time to declare that someone is "frequently" coarse?

There's a lot more where that came from...

Damn Eric... tell us how you really feel...

Eric Alterman on TIME's Coulter article:

Time’s cover story/whitewash of Ann Coulter, here, will make it impossible for serious people to accept what the magazine reports at face-value ever again. It is as if Time had contracted a journalistic venereal disease from Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly and is now seeking to lower itself to their level in pursuit of their ideologically-obsessed audiences.

This is a profoundly depressing realization as its managing editor Jim Kelly is a friend of mine and I respect both his intelligence and integrity and to be perfectly honest, I cannot find a way to reconcile my high opinion of Jim and the journalism he has produced, together with my respect for many of the professional reporters and editors at Time, with this moral, professional, and intellectual abomination. The fact that the system could produce a story like this one—one that was in the pipeline for months and had plenty of opportunities to be both fact-checked and reconsidered--is a moral and intellectual scandal and a permanent stain on the reputations of everyone associated with it, most particularly its author, John Cloud. Like New York Observer’s George Gurley, Cloud has accepted the role of an unpaid PR flack for a woman who frequently jokes about the mass-murder of journalists—including presumably, himself--and he professes to find this charming. And let us pause for a moment to note that today is the anniversary of the day that Timothy McVeigh did his horrid deed—the mass murder of men, women and children. Ms. Coulter and the moron, Gurley, thought it was so cute to joke about wishing he had accomplished at The New York Times. (I suppose it’s too much to worry about her calling for the mass murder of Arabs.)

With the resources of Time’s legions of researchers and fact-checkers, he relies on a casual Google search to determine that she can be “occasionally coarse” and that her work is “mostly accurate.” I spoke to one of those researchers and I’m quoted in the article. But more to the point, I pointed the researcher in the direction of many easily available sources that easily undermine Cloud’s lazy and credulous reporting. The entire package is a statement of contempt for the values for which Time professes to stand; another notch in the belt for the far-right’s forty-year campaign to destroy journalists’ role in assuring democratic accountability in our society.

Eric also goes on to echo the same thoughts I had regarding TIME's make-up of columnists:
While I’m alienating my friends, here, I suppose it is as bad a time as any to point out that Time’s political balance of columnists is badly skewed to the right in direct contrast to Newsweek’s. While the latter has the almost always excellent and genuinely liberal Jon Alter, together with the undeniably bleeding-heart Anna Quindlen to balance George Will and Robert Samuelson and Fareed Zakaria, who is perhaps America’s most thoughtful conservative pundit, now that David Brooks has decided to become something else entirely. (Other possible nominee: Chris Caldwell.) Time, meanwhile, has no one at all to balance right-wingers Charles Krauthammer and Andrew Sullivan save Joe Klein; a “liberal” of the Nick Kristof/"Even-the-liberal-New-Republic…" variety. This is no accident.
Eric baby... how about a link?!? Oh, yeah... I forgot I have a readership of like 5 people, and you ain't one of them. Nevermind.

Dude, they ain't gonna miss a couple...

Beer truck driver cited for drunken driving... there are so many possible quips here, I don't know which to choose!

(Via This is True)

Tour de Stupid

Only in the South...

Trying to counter its reputation as "America's Fattest City", Houston, Texas, put on the "Tour de Houston" bicycle event. The response was staggering: at least 2,300 people showed up, raising $50,000 to upgrade the city's parks and recreational facilities. Organizers didn't time the cyclists, noting it was "recreational, not a race." Another reason for the great turnout: participants were given free beer and tacos.
Emphasis mine, total retardation theirs

(via This is True... the original Houston Chronicle article is behind their archive subscription wall)



Name dropping...

Legal Affairs has just come out with their 20 Greatest Legal Thinkers, and as it turns out, I have met one of them: Erwin Chemerinsky

Chemerinsky was a visiting prof from USC when I met him at a party during the Wife's first year at dook law (Chemerinsky has since taken a position at dook). The Wife had previously spoken at length about his combined brilliance and humility, and that was exactly what stuck me when I met him... I ended up talking to him for quite a while on issues ranging from soup to nuts, and he was smart, affable, laid back, and entertaining in a geeky sort of way.

Alas, I should not be relying on this list for name-dropping... Chemerinsky seems like a brilliant legal mind (in my non-legal opinion), but the list is not worth the webspace it is hosted on for one reason... the presence of Thomas? That would be sufficient, but no. Scalia? Close, but no.

Paul Gigot

Seriously, they should have put a warning label on their article before posting it... just reading that made my head spin. I realize that this list was comprised from a reader poll, but damn...

Update: OK, I was just unconscious for several minutes after posting that first section... why? Because I just realized that Glenn Reynolds (i.e. Instapundit) is also listed.

It's one thing to vote for a dishonest hack of an op-ed page editor... it is another thing entirely to vote for a retarded chimp of a dishonest hack of blogger.

Speaking of which, what is up with the blogger commentary in the article? Just because it contains a few bloggers (Volokh, Reynolds, Lithwick) doesn't mean we are going to withhold criticism... the list is damn near complete crap.

What Wonkette is good for...

Humor

This is actually by some fill-in guy, but the point stands... political bloggers get pissed that she is so often call upon to represent political blogging when she is really a humor/gossip blogger, and I don't blame them... the media wants entertaining characters, which she undoubtedly is, but it shouldn't come at such an expense.

Unfortunately, the MSM doesn't really care...

Thank God for Kevin Drum

I get an email from TIME regarding their upcoming issue with links to online content, and I almost vomited onto my keyboard to see that Ann Coulter was on the cover.

To all those people out there who think that TIME, which has a distinct penchant for running op-eds by guys like Andrew Sullivan and Charles Krauthammer with "balance" from Joe Klein, leans to the left: do not reproduce.

Thankfully, Kevin Drum gives us some alternative reading on Coulter...

Update: I know this was about avoiding the filth that is the skeletal beast named Coulter, but Atrios has a couple of posts up that you should take a look at... have a barf bag nearby.

Monday, April 18, 2005

The conspiracy is vast...

This is a funny cartoon. It makes a great point.

Disclaimer: I found this via Atrios, via Salon, via This Modern World. It's probably illegal for me to save it and have you link to it like this, but it's much easier than making you watch an ad at Salon.com...

Saturday, April 16, 2005

Caring about the troops...

What an asshole (not that this is the first evidence of such)...

Remember, Powerline was TIME's "Blog of the Year"... damn liberal media...

Fugatives

I applaud the capture of these some 10k fugatives, but I have just one little question:

Where the hell are all you guys during the other 50-some weeks of the year?!?

Seriously, 10k fugatives in a week seems like quite a lot... if it was so easy to get that many in one week, how about putting in some time on that task on a more consistant basis, hmmm?

A Twist of the Knife on the NFL Draft

The NFL draft is right around the corner, and CNNSI has a list of their top draft busts of all time. Seems like a good topic for any given draft, but I noticed that they listed Trev Alberts as one of their selections. Alberts, of course, is now a broadcaster for sports media rival ABC/ESPN... a nice little slap at the competition.

They also point out that ESPN analyst Mel Kiper poo-poo'ed Indy's selection of Alberts, which cause a rather visceral and personal reaction from Colts GM Bill Tobin. Kiper has continued to defend his assessment years later, even though Alberts and Kiper now work together at ESPN... talk about an awkwardworking situation!

My picks for the draft? It all depends on what the team needs are, but here are a few impressions:

1) Jason Campbell is underrated... if he slips to the 2nd or 3rd round, he is an absolute bargain. His arm, mobility, and poise impressed me throughout all of his last year at Auburn.

2) Braylon Edwards is a stud... I really hope the Bears get him (Cleveland might swipe him at #3 though). People are saying the Bears would then focus on a RB... why? The draft is deep at that position, there are tons of very good RB's to be had on the cheap via trade, and the Bears have Thomas Jones. IMO, RB is a very overrated position in the NFL... you should invest in other positions first (like OL... the Bears need some help there for sure, but the draft is unspectacular at that position)

3) Aaron Rodgers is a reach at #10, let alone #1... I have not been impressed by him at all.

4) Mike Williams will be a better version of Keyshawn Johnson, and not a Moss or David Boston clone (great hands, but pretty slow...) Draft appropriately.

5) The GM that drafts David Pollack in the first round should be fired... he's a tweener in the worst possible ways. I just don't think he can pull a Chris Doleman or a Corey Simon-like transition.

I might eat some of those assessments, but I did pretty well in rating McCants vs. Williams, didn't I?