Another one bites the dust

Jeez.

Well, this one got paid a lot less than Armstrong did. But I guess you get what you pay for. Look what she wrote:

"The Bush marriage initiative would emphasize the importance of marriage to poor couples" and "educate teens on the value of delaying childbearing until marriage"

Not only that...it would also end world hunger, give sight to the blind, and get rid of that annoying ring-around-the-collar.