Red Alert!

Eeeee! I asked for decaf at an awkward time and suddenly realized we are all wearing skirts! What will become of us?!?

Really, I know Bobo likes to write about these little ancedotes and expand them beyond all reason, but his latest was too much. Thank goodness for Brad Plummer, who is doing a bang-up job subbing for Kevin over at Political Animal... he does the necessary "Yeah, but..." to Brooks' column (like pointing out that only 8 percent of regular coffee drinkers choose decaf... which means Brooks is the pussy here, not all of America)