New Rule

If you have seen Bill Maher's show on HBO, you are probably familiar with his "New Rules" segment. IMO, it is one of the best parts of the show, and he keeps it at the end in order to keep you watching through the too-long guest roundtable.

Anyway, with apologies to Bill, I have a new rule: if you are a op-ed columnist at the NY Times and you waste your real estate with some sort of crap about your tortured decision to root for a new baseball team then people are legally allowed, nay, obligated to pelt you with whatever food they happen to have in their hands at the time they see you until you redeem yourself.

Note: the link is provided for reference, but don't waste your time reading it...