I can't resist...

Check this article out about obese dancers...

It was what I expected until I got to this bit:

Barbara Paula Valdes, 27, said she feels transformed after two years with Voluminous Dance.

"I changed how I walk, how I talk, the way I relate to people," said Valdes, who weighs 275 pounds. "I had an artist hidden inside me and didn't realize it."

Umm, Honey, that's because you ate the artist while you were busy inhaling food! 275 lbs? Eat a carrot or something!