Note to CNN

Despite some impressive deadpan headlines, you aren’t going to be able to sink to the depths of FOX News if you show any sort of chink in the armor… this just won’t do...

Note the banner which boldly states “THE STRUGGLE FOR IRAQ”

If they want to be like FOX, they need to have something like “Freedom on the March,” “America about to Whoop Ass,” or “We're layin' some Democracy pipe… oooh, yeah… you like that, don’t yah bitch?”